Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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