i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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