your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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