Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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