she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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