boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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