This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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