Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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