Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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