She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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