i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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