She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
as a side note pls kill me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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