dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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