Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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