how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We have started to decorate penises.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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