please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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