I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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