maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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