Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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