Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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