Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
There r osticjed everywhere
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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