Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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