Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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