i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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