so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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