xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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