All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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