you guys were way drunker than both of me
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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