She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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