i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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