Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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