You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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