North Korea, Best Korea!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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