come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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