But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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