I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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