If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ššš
Your skills amaze me
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
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