Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just had sex bonerless
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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