By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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