I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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