So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Boobs are out for the taking
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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