im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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