do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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