Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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