I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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