Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
How external is "for external use only"?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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