Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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