I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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