The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
