Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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