if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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