Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Randomize
