i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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