exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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