I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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