apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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