we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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