The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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